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I’m not sure why, but….

December 4, 2006 · 7 Comments

I recently began a list of television shows I would like to see taken off the air with great celerity. This is by no means an exhaustive list of the shows which no person should bear, but this is where it stands including the reason for a swift disposal:

1. The NEW Jim Bakker Show — scam artist, Scam Artist, SCAM ARTIST!
2. Last Call with Carson Daily — Carson Daily’s categorical lack of personality and his supreme inability to come across as anything other than CREEPY.
3. The Tyra Banks Show — The Tyra Banks Show
4. The Megan Mullally Show — It just doesn’t work.
5. Nancy Grace — Besides the eye makeup… well, there’s the pushing people to suicide for starters.
6. The Tonight Show with Jay Leno — It’s just a time-slot that should include humor, originality, and talent. Somebody call up the bullpen and get Conan in here.
7. Show Me the Money — Captain Kirk urging you to pick your “Dancer with the answer!” Please, make it stop.

Feel free to add to this list. Maybe we could draft a letter to the President of TV and voice our collective discontent.

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